"You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don’t understand."
"Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts."
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
(Source: shutupaubrey, via cortisol)